Knock, knock! Welcome to Chateau Dirty, hunny. We have complementary bud under every pillow so you can feel free to blow loud in your room if you wanna. every other day we host free detox acupuncture down by the jacuzzi, which you can sign up for at any hour with our concierge. Theres a porn theater on the Lower Level, you can purchase rags and quick shots and blunts at concession. You have permission to pursue joy and pleasure here.